Wake Me!

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they play the same annoying buzz every morning. As Dostoyevsky said, "Man is a creature that can get used to anything," which is unfortunate when you must depend on a device that startles you awake every day.

Clock radios solve this by providing something different each morning. But that's boring! Why trust a random DJ with your morning selections? Instead, I've decided to take industry buzzwords to dangerous new heights by crowdsourcing my alarm clock.

Choose an audio file (browse), then hit upload, and it will play at 7 AM central time on my speakers. Audio files must

be understood by SoX audio converter - my version eats wav, mp3, ogg and flac,
limit 8 megabytes,
limit up to 30 seconds (on playback, file is looped up to one uninterruptable minute), and
above -21dB RMS after normalize and bandpass (nice try, silence-uploaders!)

Today's alarm is/was: 1448025998_37.61.152.217.ogg

Tomorrow's alarm will be: 1589923298_174.57.149.82.ogg

There are currently 14 scheduled alarms.

Browse all upcoming alarms, or

Browse all past alarms.