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`...REMEMBER TO BET...`
psst... have you bet yet?
ATTENTION PLEASE, THIS IS YOUR FIVE MINUTE WARNING. PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE COUNTER AND PLACE YOUR BETS.
Sorry to interrupt, just double-checking that you've got your bets in!
Betting time again? You bet!
`GREETINGS, HUMANS. BETTING TIME HAS ARRIVED ONCE AGAIN.`
Tick tock, Minties. Make sure your bets are in!
> A penny saved, is a penny that SHOULD have been bet! Chop chop! -Benjamin Franklin
We interrupt this broadcast to bring you an important news bulletin: It's Time To Bet!
Unlike our star pitcher Winnie Hess, you shouldn't be "horsing around" right before the next game, so go make those bets!
Everytime you forget to bet Gunther O'Brian gets a strikeout. Don't enable that bird, bet now!
Don't wait until the last Mint! Get your bets in!
The time of prophecy has arrived. Submit thine bets, and repent!
How are the Mints supposed to get any better if you don't put some money on the games? Get those votes!
Did you know? You can profit off a Breath Mints win through Max Betmint. Bet now!
If you want to Win (EEEEEEE) some money, don't forget to bet now!
Say "neigh" to forgotten bets! Place your wagers now!
Every time you miss a bet, Leach throws a ball! Stop walking their batters and bet now!
Hmm, I'm sure there's something I've forgotten... the door locks? The oven? Oh no! My BETS!
Who is my favorite actress? Bette Mintler. Also, go place your bets!
Barack Obama☑️ @BarackObama · May 14 > Bet. 💬420 🔁6.9K ❤️666K
wow this is a close one! you're about to miss your bets!
Rise and grind, let's get these bets!
`REJECT IDOLATRY. EMBRACE GAMBLING. PLACE YOUR BETS.`
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[bad Zombie voice] Betsssssss... BETSSSSS........
/me mimes checking a non-existent wristwatch, then pushing 1,000 coins over an invisible counter and pointing at an ethereal schedule that says "MINTS" on it
I;m thinking about thos Bets
You lose 100% of the bets you don't make!
A bet a day keeps the Jaylen away! Bet now, for our safety!
MINTS. BET. NOW? YES.
Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider. Anyway, remember to bet!
I am a simple woman. I like wine tooth and Bet.
Every time you forget to bet, Gunther gets another star. Get to betting!
Line Go Up, Line Go Down but betting is NOW
Get those bets in and you'll make a Mint!
ASSA BET ABBA SOON :call_me:
bet bet bet. bet bbbbeeet betbetbetbetbetbetbet et PLEASE
Don't forgetting, go and betting!
The (B)r(e)a(t)h Mints.
The Betdrain gurgled! YOU siphoned some of Max BotMint's betting advice!
Get your bets in and make the money printer go brrr.
Don't let the *impending Bet Deadline* distract you from the fact that the Baltimore Crabs blew a 2-0 lead in the Internet League Series.
UWU *Pounces onto your unplaced bets!* Pwease pwase them!!! OwO!
Fresh bets here we come!
The Breath Mints. The Breath Mints are betting. The Breath Mints. - a haiku
:penguin: :leg: Every time you don't bet, gunther gains another leg! Place your bets!
Hey, it's me, Max, reminding you to place your bets! Everyone say 'Thank you, Max'!
:money_with_wings: :golf::golfer: woooOOooOOOOOOoOOO there gooooo your betsss!
Bet'ter up!
lets bet mints baybee love da mints
The Bet Mints.
CMON CMON QUICKLY IT’S TIME TO BET BET BET
Mints always come alive at the bottom of [CURRENT INNING] so don't forget to maxbet mints!
Those who do not bet, cannot win.
A story for you: > Robot goes to a doctor, says it's feeling down, it needs some medicine to help it cheer up. > > The doctor says, "You are in luck! The great Bet Reminder, Max BotMint, is in town! You should gamble on the Mints, it will raise your spirits!" > > "But Doctor!" the robot exclaims. "I AM Max BotMint!"
Submit your bets or you'll fail the bar exam!
Hewitt bets. Have you?
bet, minty?
N'oubliez pas de mettre vos paris! Vive la Menthelucion!
#1 Max Bet Royale Yeah Fresh Breath we're bout to get down (Get down) Get your bets on the board right now Just wiped out snake oil town.
***LIVE\:seedling:LAUGH\:rofl:LEACH\:skull:BET\:money_with_wings:***
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oh leeny gone :'(remember to bet)
You guys ever just lie awake in bed at night and think about... bets? Just me? OK. Anyway, don't forget to bet.
What is Blaseball, if not bets persevering? Place your bets, super-friends!
Since he's a real person, the only lore allowed for Gun Bong is that he would like you to max bet the Mints.
👍 Big Bets Can Bully Smaller Bets
Don't miss your bets like Dr. Reverbo misses Jennifer!
the same bette mintler joke every hour
We have an excellent chance to win a blessing in the elections, so I am once again asking for your financial support. Get out there and bet!
I know what you're thinking about. You're thinking about the bets. No? Just me? Okay then.
Did you know there are GAMES going on? And you can PLACE BETS on them? Okay, just checking.
Ohhhh BIIIIIIIIIIG bet!
Mints goo? You can bet on it! Seriously, don’t forget to bet on it.
Il est temps de piloter le navire? Non! Il est temps de bet parier sur les menthes!
Remember the ABCs of betting: Always Bet C
This place is not a place of honor... No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... ...except for Blaseball Bets, which you should now be submitting!
Every time you forget to bet, Ayanna Dumpington strikes out again! Go bet! Please! I'm begging you! Please! Please! God, please!
Lorcan is Smaht because Lorcan bets on every game! You should too!
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